LOLZ....

Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....??
Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Intrviwer: Why....??
Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..
Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??
Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.
Intrvwer: Why....??
Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...??