LOLZ....

Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....??
Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Intrviwer: Why....??
Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..
Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??
Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.
Intrvwer: Why....??
Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...??

Lolz...

Bhikhari: Daadi roti dijiye khane ke liye.!

Daadi : Abhi taiyaar nahi hai,Baad me aana.!

Bhikhari : Ye mera cell number hai,Taiyaar hote hi miss call de dena.!

Bhikhari rocks Daadi shocks..

Daadi : Are number kya lena,Thodi der ke baad jab chapati ban jaegi toWhtsup par upload kar dungi download kar k khanaaa...

Now Daadi rocks
bhikhari shocks..

LOLZ....

Lolz...

A couple  watching an IPL  match on the TV  together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Husband:  He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee 
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV .
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’
Husband: Who is this Saraswati Cahndra?
Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me.

Joke of the day

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?"All the women raised their hands.Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: 'I love you, sweetheart.'Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.Here are some of the replies:1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?2. What now? Did you crash the car again?3. I don't understand what you mean?4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!5. ?!?6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?7. Am I dreaming? ???????8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!and the best one...10. Who is this