Showing posts with label lolz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lolz. Show all posts

Saturday, 14 September 2013

Lolz

The love story of kamlesh and kavita.
kamlesh and kavita were both patients in a mental hospital..

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.

kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

kavita promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of kavita heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell kavita the news she said, 'kavita, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, kamlesh hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

kavita replied (you'll love this) .
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'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?' 

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

LOLZ

Total Commitment!
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!` the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

LOLZZZ

Who is the dumbest?
1. The man who removes his shoes to enter a taxi.

2. The man who goes to the bank with a spanner to open an account.

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Rofl

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha, hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!niche ans mat dkhna thoda dimag lgana!!!
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Arre yaar! Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo

Lolz

Bhikhari: Daadi roti dijiye khane ke liye.!

Daadi : Abhi taiyaar nahi hai,Baad me aana.!

Bhikhari : Ye mera cell number hai,Taiyaar hote hi miss call de dena.!

Bhikhari rocks Daadi shocks..

Daadi : Are number kya lena,Thodi der ke baad jab chapati ban jaegi toWhtsup par upload kar dungi download kar k khanaaa...

Now Daadi rocks
bhikhari shocks..