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The love story of kamlesh and kavita.
kamlesh and kavita were both patients in a mental hospital..

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.

kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

kavita promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of kavita heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell kavita the news she said, 'kavita, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, kamlesh hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

kavita replied (you'll love this) .
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'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?' 

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Total Commitment!

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!` the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha, hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!niche ans mat dkhna thoda dimag lgana!!!
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Arre yaar! Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo

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Bhikhari: Daadi roti dijiye khane ke liye.!

Daadi : Abhi taiyaar nahi hai,Baad me aana.!

Bhikhari : Ye mera cell number hai,Taiyaar hote hi miss call de dena.!

Bhikhari rocks Daadi shocks..

Daadi : Are number kya lena,Thodi der ke baad jab chapati ban jaegi toWhtsup par upload kar dungi download kar k khanaaa...

Now Daadi rocks
bhikhari shocks..

Liars take longer to answer texts: Study

A new study has claimed that when people tell lies in digital messages — texting, social media or instant messaging — they take a longer time to respond, make more edits and write shorter responses than usual.

Tom Meservy, a professor of information systems, said that digital conversations are a fertile ground for deception because people can easily conceal their identity and their messages often appear credible. He asserted that unfortunately, humans are terrible at detecting deception. Meservy and his associates created a computer programme that carried out online conversations with participants — similar to the experience consumers have with online customer service questions.

More than 100 students from two large universities had conversations with the computer, which asked them 30 questions each. The participants were told to lie in about half of their responses. The researchers found responses filled with lies took 10% longer to create and were edited more than truthful messages.

13 common lies by women

1. I was not waiting for your call.
2. I really like you but I don't know when the transition to love will happen.
3. If I wanted to sleep with anyone right now, it would only be you.
4. I think we should share the bill. You don't have to always treat me.
5. I have truly never realized that I would like this so much.
6. Sex is great fun.
7. It's all right even if the guy is bald and not good-looking, at least he is rich. Will be able to live a secure life.
8. I don't want to get possessive and I will never nag you.
9. You are the only one I ever wanted.
10. If I don't go out with him, he will find someone else.
11. No, nothing wrong with you, I think I am wrong somewhere!
12. I get along best with my in-laws, after all they are family.
13. Yes, if you want to be friends, I don't mind I was also thinking of the same thing. Why complicate things?